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who yearns harder, alhaitham or kaveh?
this is the second part of the ask i received! the first part discussing alhaitham's yearning is here!
Before moving onto their current relationship in-game, kaveh’s yearning will be explored. I think kaveh’s ‘yearning’ was more his hurt and his mourning over one of the most substantial relationships in his life, as alhaitham effectively filled in the familial role kaveh was missing after the passing of his father and his mother leaving to Fontaine, additionally kaveh also considered alhaitham to be his 'best friend' before their argument
in his voice line kaveh mentions that if they were as close as they used to be he would thank alhaitham for helping him out, meaning that he would have no hesitation in being open with and trusting of alhaitham
Additionally, there’s a romanticism in kaveh using the idea of ‘the universe’ in relation to him and alhaitham, as it seems that fate has led them back together, which for kaveh, is both a negative and a positive due to their differences and the issues these differences have caused, where they were once the cause for the deepness of their bond
Kaveh appears uncertain of why alhaitham would want him around, as alhaitham has seemingly rejected him in the past, so there is nothing he can conceivably offer, and this question is left unanswered
This uncertainty in their relationship can be seen in how kaveh consistently complains about alhaitham, all the while acknowledging that alhaitham has helped him. this creates a parallel in his hangout where kaveh states if he didn’t care about his work, he wouldn’t be so torn up all the time, which can be linked to his treatment of alhaitham (especially as this is from the same route as the talk with alhaitham in the library), which kaveh equates to loving something
Direct parallel or not, I think that alhaitham is equally as important to kaveh as kaveh is to alhaitham, only that due to kaveh’s misconception of alhaitham’s motives, past and present, this regard of alhaitham manifests in a way that can be misinterpreted as dislike, but kaveh’s care is explicit where he asks twice if alhaitham is okay after the encounter with Siraj, in him bringing takeout home for alhaitham, and in him worrying that alhaitham isn’t getting the interaction he deems as necessary when alhaitham misses the group dinner
post-parade of providence, they now stand as equals, and kaveh is open with and trusting of alhaitham, enjoying their conversation in actively telling alhaitham about his day, and offering to help alhaitham research, rectifying their past thesis in cyno's second story quest (which i explore more here and here)
kaveh now actively seeks alhaitham out, which is shown in an odd textual mystery, where the first thing he wanted to do is inform alhaitham of what happened, which contrasts with kaveh’s claims previous that he doesn’t care what alhaitham does with his spare time, so long as it’s away from him
now kaveh serendipitously bumps into alhaitham in port ormos in nahida’s birthday event, and says that he’s glad they did since he was meaning to talk to alhaitham about his plans, even though he believes they’re completed and 'foolproof' - simply because he wanted alhaitham’s opinion
Overall, I think they’ve both yearned although in different ways, but I am a firm believer that alhaitham fell first, and kaveh fell harder. I think kaveh’s actions of seeking alhaitham out are explicit in this new arc for them, and this highlights alhaitham’s initial pursuit of kaveh in earlier story beats.
They’ve both finally reached the stage where they can reach out to the other, and have this be reciprocated, and they’re just as intolerable as ever <3333
#haikaveh#kavetham#alhaitham#kaveh#genshin impact#overall i think they're equally as obsessed with each other it just manifests in different ways#but now we're in their honeymoon era kaveh's happiness is so PALPABLE it's so clear that this shift between them has had a knock on effect#would love to know what the devs think happened between a parade of providence and after because clearly they had to have talked more??#the fact that no character (besides cyno kinda) has mentioned this massive improvement in their relationship is interesting#perhaps it will be mentioned later? (once again i am asking for alhaitham's second story quest or kaveh hangout 2)#thank you for your ask anon!! it was so fun going over all these moments after taking a break from here <3333
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bang bang, i shot you down!
#osc#osc art#object shows#object show art#three tpot#one tpot#two tpot#four bfb#x bfb#tpot#bfb#battle for dream island#bfdi#xfohv#algebraliens#the power of two#x finds out his value#keep thinking abt the themes of friendship being consistent in tpot#like two and gaty are close but one keeps mentioning not having enough power to gain Something#perhaps. a friendship#considering the people she teleported are at the playground now#and the various allusions to play from the exitor episode and post credit scenes and onwards#maybe even beforehand!#why else would like the timeline also highly depend on how firey and leafy become friends too#man i love bfdi so much i know the story isnt the Focus but i still love all these characters soo much#edit like 4 hours later: oh my god i forgot the lyrics in desc are from bang bang shot me down by cher (80s ver ig?)
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One of the classes I'm taking is History of Early Civilization and I'm really looking forward to week four when our schedule says we'll be covering Mesopotamia and Judaism. I'm crossing my fingers and toes that it will be good 😭
The funny thing is that we're also covering early xtianity and the schedule mentions that we'll need a copy of the Bible. Of which I don't have. So I'll have to use an online alternative. I used to have a copy, but as you can tell, I don't read it and don't particularly want to keep it
#jumblr#personal thoughts tag#i am an asocial people person. i absolutely love people and this class seemed right up my alley#hot take: later points of history (e.g. medieval europe or the Industrial Revolution) are overrated#i LOVE ancient history. i absolutely go FERAL over it#sometimes i think about ancient hominids a little too hard and start crying a bit#i want to meet an australopithecus. i want to see the night sky as the neanderthals saw it#i love more modern points of history but there's somethinf precious about these ancient points of history#this is also i experience in judaism. i always fantasize about what the temples were like and how people existed then#i don't just want to know what it was. i want to have experienced. and yes i am rattling the bars of my enclosure because this is impossibl#we live in the best point in history in many ways and i for one will be the first to say it. but i want to know Everything#that reminds me of that one scene in paris is burning but instead of going 'opulence... you own EVERYTHING'#i go 'knowledge... you know EVERYTHING'#ashamed to say that i would be tempted by herma-mora 😭#i should never get my hopes up when a module or class mentions judaism and jews weren't part of any of that portion of the class. HOWEVER#i am perhaps boo-boo the fool because i never want to learn my lesson
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unironically ruined my sleep schedule for the next week in favor of finishing this
(i will update this w/ different names… but for context the numbers next to each character is their placements left to right in the original lineup. i’m still waiting to see which names stick, since i’ve seen a few different ideas! for anyone confused about the change, drdtdev has basically said that having numbers as names now could easily become confusing with the character’s actual names. if you’re still confused, id check on on their tumblr/twt!!)
#drdt#danganronpa despair time#drdtalt#altdrdt#drdt fanart#i started this as a silly little four sketch!!! haha!! me 4 hrs later 🫵#it’s worth mentioning my original plan was to sketch these#then line and color them tmr. and maybe post them tmr evening or sometime monday#HOWEVER.#something in my brain said haha no perhaps#i blame this on the fact that these designs are TOO FUCKING GOOD#GGRGRGRGRGGAGAGAHRHRGGRGRGRGRGRGAGGAAHH#bites you bites you bites you#please ignore eleven btw. looking back all of these are like#fiiine. expect for her. sorry#i’ll redo her once i’ve actually slept
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daydreaming just a lil about grim reaper chiyo…
#every time i see or hear grim reapers mentioned i immediately think of goblin a great and lonely god#and then i think of my oc based on the lore — daehyun who i loved to bits 💜#and maybe i give chiyo a lil grim reaper au… as a treat hehe#especially bc i’ve been in my feelings over past lives and forgetting/remembering#the question is 👀 would anyone be into it 👀#i’ll think on it more and give a proper run down later perhaps#get ready to ramble | ooc#edit: btw this is bc i started watching the uncanny encounter and they mentioned grim reapers asdfgh#i fell asleep before i could finish the first episode but now i’m 👁️👁️
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It's been eight years and I'm still listening to and loving "Occidentali's Karma" <3
You'd think a song lyric that's a full course load of philosophy, sociology, history and culture compressed into three and a half minutes and seasoned with a dash of "früher war alles besser" would be simply unbearable, but... somehow it works? I mean yes, it's still kind of heavy-handed, but to me he seems to have (at least in the music video) a sense of gently self-mocking humor, and that's what saves it.
Also it's just... so darn catchy
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#francesco gabbani#occidentali's karma#i mean you could argue that one thesis of the lyric is: 'the internet is ruining people's minds and everything is getting worse'#and if you interpret it that way it would be a pretty shallow song#but i think there are more layers to it#does he really mean all these criticisms? or is he setting up an intentionally exaggerated description of the western world#as seen through the eyes of those who desire to flee it for the perceived attractions of the east?#OR (see later mention of 'panta rhei') is he perhaps doing both at once?#in any case whether you scoff at it or enjoy it this is definitely one of the most meaning-dense lyrics i have ever read in my life#and his ability to marry it with a fun and catchy tune is worthy of my respect as a songwriter#with this and 'zitti e buoni' italy continues to have some of the best esc entries if you ask me#music#musicblogging#cosmo gyres#Youtube
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Every day I wake up regretting getting emotionally invested in Jujutsu Kaisen
#It's both the best and worst thing ever written#So much potential. Wonderful dynamics. Every concept that ever mattered to me personally#which means it's all the best concepts ever in the history of humankind#The most adorable kids. The most gorgeous women. The most whatever Gojo is#Which is pretty much 'everything' considering he is not Jack or Heathcliff#And yet#AND YET#It fails at reaching its full potential on any of the stuff I mentioned#It's truly truly the best thing ever. It's truly also a source of constant dissatisfaction#AND YET AGAIN#When you think 'yeah okay it's too much dissatisfaction it isn't worth it' it hits you again with the best thing ever#I hate it here so much#I wish I didn't get into this at all in general and I specifically wish Gojo Satoru would disappear for good of reality itself#Just *pum* vanished. Like melting water on snow or something#As if he had never been at all. And then I'd have never gotten into this#Anyway... I'm begging everyone who is into Gojo to read Georg Cantor. I have some other authors and texts. I can send stuff#In any case it's all good. I'm sure everything will be forgotten in a couple months#I won't think about this at all in just a little bit more time#Yeah. Pretty sure#It's just a temporal thing with very short time. Almost like an ephemeral fly#Or the lapsus of time in which one could eat cherries yearly#By wintertime this won't be anything at all. At most a red stain on snow that perhaps brings cherries back to memory#Nothing else. Just a little bit more time and it shall pass#But goodness how I wish Gojo Satoru would disappear from my life or the very fabric of reality#I talk too much#I should probably delete this later
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adding onto the The New Prophecy/ The New Clan AU: feathertail x tawnypelt endgame, sorry.
they are canonically so interesting, being around the same age and both leaving their birth clan (feathertail stayed with greystripe in thunderclan at first.) They both left their birth clan to join a secondary clan to be closer to their other parent, Tigerstar and Silverstream. They also had trouble adapting to the secondary clan with Rowanclaw being especially mean to tawnypelt in TNP arc, and Tawnypelt seemingly have to continuously choose to be in Shadowclan.
#txt#many thoughts tonight kings...many thoughts.#i feel like ive mentioned feathertail and tawnypelt similarities before but so interesting#tawnypelt later as an elder/senior warrior doesnt seem to have any respect from her shadowclan clanmates#and despite being born in thunderclan she critizices dovewing for joining shadowclan to be with a loved one#and feathertail died before we could see how shed interact with riverclan but i feel like itd be the opposite for her#tawny x fern x feather polycule perhaps
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There's something to be said about Clarice's bunny slippers being mentioned in two books of the Hannibal series I just don't know what
#perhaps a sign of childhood innocence? The lack of that that she got with how she was raised? Both mentions are one offs but like. its#important enough to mention TWICE in two sperate books. She has them 7 years later still.#Hannibal#hannibal books
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even with everything she says on the page after this tesadora is still unbelievably even-keeled. dunno what i would've done in her shoes but it wouldn't've been pretty

#'oohh tesadora's so evil so scary why does she hate men/me so much' as though they're not doing dogcuntism as their default#method of working with her. 90% of the time she hasn't even done anything they just hate her for like. genuinely i think it's because#she refuses to take their idea of men & masculinity seriously.#'have we treated you as the enemy' well you explicitly removed isaboe from the cloister due to your suspicion of tes even though she#did not want to go. so i would perhaps say yes#notice how they never actually respond to anything she says regarding persecution of the forest dwellers. & the most we#get later on is a mentioned plan from PERRI of all people to include them in a flatlands celebration. useless useless bastards#but somehow she's still in the wrong here. fuck you topher you unbelievably useless git. only grows a spine when it's time to insult a woma#sorry i just think she puts up with a truly unbelievable amount of shit
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your charming prinx should have gone to bed moons ago, but ze have not, join me for a late night snack?
{food can be complicated, and so can our relationships with it~ this post mentions food and eating and understands these are sensitive topics that deserve to be handled with care and respect. this post is meant to provide reassurance and comfort, please be kind to yourself and others if you choose to engage}
^humming softly my wings are out and fluttering behind me when i sense a little noble tiptoeing towards me^
,, and what might a little dove be doing up at this hour? i muse to myself as you come to a stop, was someone looking for ‘tala perhaps? well, you’ve found me lovebug, right in the midst of making something sweet, oh? would my little angel like something sweet too? of course that’s alright love, let’s see we have those cookies from the tea party,, and those marshmallows you made,, anddd i think i see two slices of that cake you liked from the other day~ what would you like hun? a splendid choice precious, i think i’ll join you in that sweetness, now would my little star like anything to drink with their late night snacks? i can always make tea? or we have juice and some of the angel milk i made from earlier~ in a sippy or bottle baby? excellent choice dove.
now is there anything else that would make these royal festivities any sillier? a story or a stuffie perhaps? why don’t you go grab whatever it is that makes your heart happy and meet buba back here okay? good job love,, i’ll be right here when you get back.
there’s my shooting star, hi baby did you find what you wanted? yeah? do you want to show buba what/who you brought with you? oh how cute angel, this/they make this a truly royal adventure don’t they,, and here’s your sweets and sippy/bottle love~you’re welcome hun.
my aren’t you a sweetheart angel, you’re so sweet you’re going to give buba a toothache baby,, yes you are ^giggles ensue^ i love you so so much precious, thank you for spending time with me!
✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ rest well for me ♡
#late night post#late night rambles#royalty agere#sfw caregiver#sfw agere#agere caregiver#age regression caregiver#royal caregiver#i should be sleeping#sleep is important#sleep comfort#late night snack#midnight snack#except it's not#its much much later#whoops#agere food#agere bottle#agere silliness#making peace with the fact this blurb will sit in the void forever#asks open#send me asks please#at this point this made me happy and perhaps that is enough#okay goodnight for real this time#tw food mention#i really like this one#too bad no one will see it#i am once again up too late#agere textpost#if this finds you in the void please do say hello
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thinking about Sem and how I still haven't decided where exactly he lives (all I know is it's far from the core and it's not a big world) and thinking. what if it's Lothal.
it's a small world, but (probably) big enough to have a university. it has little imperial presence during the first decade or so of the empire, and the population seems sympathetic to rebellious types so a scholar studying jedi culture would not be out of place or rejected by the community. it has archaeological sites, some of which probably jedi-related since there's a hidden temple in the planet. and wouldn't it be funny. half a decade before all that rebel mess an inquisitor came to this planet to investigate a suspiciously jedi-aligned university professor and ended up disappearing. the professor was totally unaffected and is still doing pretty much the same, except now he has a stay at home husband who is unusually wary around cameras and imperials. which is totally normal tbh
#hm i should make an original post tag#my ocs#sem#niemer#sem pollus#24th brother#rping as guagua in the holonet transmissions community i've mentioned he studied in the mid rim years before the war#so lothal's university doesn't even need to be that good. he graduated somewhere else and moved there for his doctorate or whatever#probably during the clone war. or perhaps a little before it started. and then he just never left.#she moved to the core shortly after college and they lost contact for a while so she doesn't know when exactly it happened#but they reconnect later. she visits him in lothal. and uses her moderately successful actress money on him and his house
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varka and hexenzirkel mentions in mavuika's drip marketing.... hmmm
#personal stuff#delete later#auugh.#i am so excited to see them.#i know varka's model is going to be a disappointment because. like unless they give him npc body there's no way he's buff#but alice and barbeloth mentions.............................. when are we going to see them#i swear we're going to get to snezhnaya and Everything is going to be happening.#the tsaritsa. varka's expedition. the network diluc's a part of. the hexenzirkel maybe.#i need to stop checking hyl comments. tar pit of a website#''the motorcycle is out of place!!'' y'all we've had fatui with Gun from day one. we got mecha in khaenri'ah sumeru and fontaine#this CANNOT be where y'all draw the line. come on#anyway. ''wants to burn a hole in the very fabric of the sky itself'' we haven't seen the last of my natlan has to do with space theory?#perhaps?
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:3cc Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love❤
(Picture me headbonking you like a cat)
Why would you do this to me with my 108 fics and more wips in docs not yet posted (some of which would make this list)
I am terrible at picking rankings help
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When I Wake From This Dream With Chains All Around Me (Hollow Knight) where my HK writing got kicked off. Longfic.
It’s Burned In My Mind and all of its associated works (Hollow Knight) absolute fever dream, wrote in a splurge of dissociation, wild time and probably my favorite fic I’ve written. Multichap.
The If We Could Just Be What We Wanted verse (Transformers Prime with a dose of a bunch of other continuities) particularly the first one (which needs edits but in terms of tone and characters and me managing plots genuinely holds up really well to the last few years), Damned If I Do (oneshot), and poor Chaotic Unity (longfic), who I had so many seeds of foreshadowing put into the first fic for and then it got read by like five percent of the original’s readers XD
control’s graveyard (Monsterverse Godzilla. Yep.) entirely self indulgent fun times, power dynamics central, character studies on everyone, I poured into worldbuilding and backstories and I think I managed to do show don’t tell with them better here than I manage elsewhere. Someone said that I managed to keep the main character “alien and genuinely despicable” while somehow keeping them sympathetic, and that praise is put on my mental fridge forever. I reread this fic more than I do any of my other ones. Genuinely my favoritism for it is showing hard. Multichap.
Immolation (MTMTE/Lost Light) Haven’t read this one in a year so grammar wise I’m sure it’s a wreck, but my 3am brain went off on this one and its stream of consciousness style. Oneshot.
Wyrm Off A String (Hollow Knight) based on crack and others’ art, ridiculous premise, somehow the best worldbuilding and foreshadowing of a twist ending I’ve done. Oneshot.
Linger (Hollow Knight) mad niche, another one that began because of crack and shitposts I saw. Loss of self, body horror, psychological horror, non linear dream madness, what’s not for me to love. Multichap in progress
Wallow (Hollow Knight) another incredibly niche one nobody asked for, that is actually going to be turned into a multichap and has a lot of juicy to a self indulgent author tension and shenanigans already written, but I’m waiting until I’ve written most all of it before I start posting the new chapters. Dubbed by my friends as the Mean White Lady Fic. Traitor Lord my beloved. (Oneshot on ao3, multichap to be)
sometimes family is a mad scientist spider, his amoral ex, their build-a-child kit gone right, and the human sidekick (IDW2005 Transformers) oneshots collection. Quite proud of the Verity and Prowl povs. Tarantulas my blorbo.
ex cinere (House of Ashes) for capturing the voice and worldbuilding after I relistened to Randolph’s things a million times. I feel like I managed to keep aliens alien for it (short multichap)
And CarnEVILs? In MY Dirtmouth? (It’s More Likely Than You Think!) (Hollow Knight) halloween oneshot with an Elderbug pov that feels very Elderbug and Dirtmouth vibes as good here as in Chains. Elderbug did not enjoy his obligatory grimm teatime™️.
Hey look this is not five. 108 fics too difficult to narrow down for me
#ashyronfire#I can’t narrow it down to five#I didn’t even get to get to things like my first HK oneshot#wherein the radiance ripped her own heart out to stop dealing with mortal fears and it was what became the nightmare heart#My fic library has some weeeird ones in it#something for everyone perhaps!#also didn’t mention any of the wips that are Long but not yet on ao3#like a certain kung fu panda longfic that is unreliable narrator loveliness#I may write a lot of niche things that are self indulgent because no one else had written them yet#but I do tend to love my works outside of hating the grammar and language errors I find later#thanks for the ask anyway XD#I feel so awkward tagging this with its fandom but uhh#hollow knight#transformers fics#my fics#Godzilla#Monsterverse#transformers
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Gushing about Gojo and Megumi and how they are or could have been everything to me I forgot to mention that I really really really love Yuuji. Like, a lot
#His attempt at reaching out to Sukuna‚ saving him and living with him#and how we see can see here and there moments in which he tries to reason with him from the very beginning#is one of my favorite things in JJK#It moves me a lot. It fits Yuuji a lot#But it fits the constant theme in JJK about how curses and people are not that different so much as well#Yuuji in the conditions of his existence looks at himself and then regards Sukuna#and the difference he sees is a faint line between them drawn out of merely being... lucky. Lucky enough to have someone supporting you#So he asks. Over and over. Let's try. Let's try again. This time it can be right. I know you could love flowers and haiku and company#I know you fear death. I will keep you company in life. Let's try again#But Sukuna owns it like Tirso de Molina's Don Juan does#I don't know. I love Itadori a lot#Their dynamic is truly something else. I wish it could be better#Damn I guess I just don't like shonen. The potential is amazing but damn why is it so unsatisfactory#Talking about best potential ever but unsatisfactory sorry to gush over Megumi and Gojo again#but the apparent parallel between them is arriving me off the wall#Megumi's mention to how it's the three of them reminded me of Gojo's similar comment to Ijichi and Shoko when he learnt Nanami had died#I live for these things. I wish there was enough to actually sustain me#I talk too much#I should probably delete this later#Also Gojo found her mother. She said she didn't care but he did. Just in case I suppose?#Perhaps to give her the chance if she did care after all. And I don't know. I don't know. I guess... This is it. This is why I love him#Despite everything he does care. And does take care of things. In his way. Uncouth. Weird. Irresponsibly. But he does#And Megumi laughs#Despite how his world crumbled he laughs. Because of something he wrote. Because of Gojo keeping his promise#In the worst most absurd Gojo way possible. But there he is. Taking care of it as he said he would. Telling him about it#And Megumi laughs. Because that's just so Gojo. Megumi laughs. And it's a sight to behold#And this is it. This is what Gojo could have been. What he was. But the glimpse of what could have been sooo deep when it comes to Megumi#And this is why I love him and them so much. And why the undeveloped potential breaks my ribs so severely#They could have been everything to me! They could have been everything at all! One of the dynamics ever!#Even if it had been nothing! Even in the nothingness! For the nothingness itself. Like the nothingness of this letter! Perfect example
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How well would your OCs do against a cockroach tag game
🚧Fear Factor Edition⚠️
Tagged by @digitalsatyr23 here! Thanks! Do not mind me being extra!
Rules: rate your OCs by how well they'd do against a cockroach. Bonus: write an entire scene out of it if you want!
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I shall do this with my Crater City characters. It only makes Sense that cockroaches Survived the story's apocalypse, yeah?
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Imagine a world where your greatest fears become reality…….
WELCOME TO FEAR FACTOR!
INT - ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - MIDNIGHT
Camera pans around 6 contestants, who stand near the barricaded entrance. It's dimly lit except for an orange glow coming from above the tank. The warehouse is relatively vacant, save for heaps of folded cardboard stacked up against the walls, large empty boxes used as chairs, and a glass tank about 3 yay’s big at the center of the room covered with a tarp. You can hear scratching noises from within the tank.
A cardboard cutout of Joe Rogan explains the rules to our 6 contestants: Blair, Elijah, Rose, Darcy, Frasier, and Melony (more info on them here). Royalty free, super-cool action-packed music plays in the background as the names and close-ups of each participant displays on the screen.
Joe Rogan Cutout: You six people have been brought here from all over the city for one reason. Stare fear in the eye as you compete for $50,000. If you're too afraid to attempt this stunt, you're eliminated. If you succeed, you will move on to the next round.
Blair: Sounds like a good deal to me. (placing his hands on his hips) You guys up for the challenge?
Elijah: God, this is so crazy, Blair, you know that?
Blair: Dude, you agreed to this.
Elijah: But they promised to help pay my debt, I couldn't just say no…
Darcy: I'm not really sure how that thing is even talking. Must be a hidden mic. There's no telling what else they've hidden here to track us all…
(Joe Rogan Cutout continues to explain the directions in the background, as if pre-programmed. Our 6 contestants don't seem very interested.)
Rose: I think this guy’s voice is kinda “much.” Who's he trynta to impress?
Melony: Probably cardboard cut-outs of his fans.
Frasier: Listen, everyone! You’re all missing the part where he told us we have to pair off!
Darcy: So, we're really taking orders from a slab of cardboard? All of you are insane!
Blair: (Jabbing a thumb at Darcy) Yeah, let's all trust this guy's moral compass.
Rose: Drag ‘em Blair!
Darcy: I'm not sure why I expected Rose to be more reasonable than this imbecile.
Elijah: What was that?
Blair: (staring up at Darcy) Whatcha gonna do when you have to bathe in a pool of insects in that Versace suit of yours? Cry?
Darcy: (staring down at Blair) I could bathe in a vat of insects and still come out five times more sane than you.
Blair: Since when was prolonged bug-to-skin exposure an indicator of someone's sanity?
Darcy: Blair—
Melony: (pops up from between Blair and Darcy) You didn't hear? There's actually been a recent study—
Darcy: (rubs his temples) God, not again…
Frasier: Everyone, please! I'm guessing the sooner we comply, the sooner we can get the hell out of here. What do y’all suggest?
Rose: Yeah, that's probably wise. But I'm not pairing off with him. (Glaring at Darcy) I'm still onto you, pal.
(Darcy appears cross.)
Blair: (quickly) Dibs on Elijah! (they high-five)
Rose: (linking arms with her brother) Me and Frasier!
Melony: (Beaming) Well, that leaves you and me, Darcy! We do have a lot of catching up to do.
(Darcy wears an expression of “Look, you're my best friend, and I love you, but I'm not sure if I'm going to remain sane this entire game when I'm paired with you��)
Melony: I'll take that as a “yes!”
Blair: So whoever was listening, can you give a tl;dr?
Elijah: I think it involves that tank over there
(Above "that tank over there" hangs an orange spotlight, beckoning the contestants with its misty mystique. The tank, covered, rests on a platform, accessed by a ramp. A dank, musty scent hangs in the air, causing Blair to pinch his nose. This mist machine reeks.)
Melony: Any idea what could be inside? Ooh, I bet it's a bunch of nightcrawlers…or maybe something else with scratchy legs!
Rose: Doc, I don't think nightcrawlers have legs.
Darcy: Rose, have you been in a bunker for the past thousand years?
Elijah: I haven't, but I'm starting to wish I was in one…God, what if there's spiders in there…?
Blair: Whatever it is, just watch the pro show you how it's done.
Joe Rogan Cutout: …stick your hand in a tank of cockroaches to search for the key to the detonators I strapped around your necks while you were unconscious so you can pass onto the next level...
(The screen displays each of the 6 contestants’ shocked reactions at rapid fire, not unlike an anime. Everyone begins to tug at the collar around their necks, while Darcy paces around, trying to come up with an escape idea.)
Joe Rogan Cutout: Any questions? (pauses for a moment) Good, then the timer starts…now!
Elijah: (touching his neck) Holy—what, now? Since when—?
Blair: And I was about to compliment you on your new choker, man…
Frasier: We have to get moving. Alright, who wants to go first?
Darcy: (arms crossed) And just how the [CENSORED] will this Joe guy know we've done what he's asked after we take a chance to find this supposed key? Is there one key or multiple? How do we know they'll even work?
Frasier: (irritated) What other choice do we have, Darcy?
(Darcy and the rest grow silent. The sound of the ticking 5-minute timer above the tank and the scratching from the now unveiled tank of cockroaches can be heard. The super awesome action music continues, seemingly louder than before.)
Melony: Looks like we'll have to give it a shot! I'm sure after each round, the tank resets and we have to find a new key in a different location in the tank!
Rose: How are you so sure?
Melony: I'm not!
(Well, that was reassuring... But little does Melony know that she's right and that the Narrator did not think about the logistics before writing this! Oh, lucky day!)
Frasier: (turning to Blair) You said you wanted to go first?
Blair: Y-yeah, of course! Come on, Elijah. (Tugging him by the hand) Let's show these [CENSORED]!
Elijah: Couldn't you do this round and I'll do the next…? I-I promise!
Blair: What, you chicken?
(Elijah looks back at the others as they make their way to the tank. Rose & Frasier whisper and laugh to themselves, probably about how Darcy is a buffoon. Darcy and Melony chat about installing a similar security/lockdown system to the mayor's office. Elijah looks at Blair, whose fear he can sense even behind his false heroism. This doesn't make him feel any better.)
Elijah: (voice cracking) No, yeah, let's do it!
(The others shout encouragements from about 20 feet away)
Rose: The sooner, the better, guys!
Darcy: Yeah, don't mind us standing way over here in case you spontaneously combust or something!
(Frasier nudges Darcy in the ribs.)
Frasier: Don't listen to him!
Melony: Go team Blijah! Or is it…Elair?
(Blair and Elijah stand at the tank as if waiting for the bugs to disappear. Good luck with that, man.)
Blair: Ready? On the count of three—
Elijah: (puts his hands on his head) I dunno, man, I can't do this!
Blair: Aw, c’mon, don't back out on me now!
Elijah: I know our lives are on the line, but I'd rather die like this than shove my arms in a container of insects!
Blair: For real?
Elijah: Let me have my one selfish arc!
Blair: (sighing, grabbing Elijah's hand) Gimme your—
Elijah: Blair, I swear to God--
(Blair takes Elijah's arm and they both plunge shoulder-deep into the tank to feel around for the keys.)
(Not long after, You witness the travesty of our fallen heroes first hand. Tears stream down their faces, as they are overcome with abject horror. Their cries reverberate off the cold, stone walls of the warehouse: “Ew ew ew get it off of me!”, “I think one climbed in my ear!”, and “Can you get rabies from a roach bite?” A truly horrendous, yet laughable display, indeed.)
Blair: (amidst their cries) If I die this way, I just wanted to tell you that I think you really do pull off that choker pretty well!
Elijah: (with tears & snot running down his face) You do too!
Blair: You think so?
(Their hands meet in the shifting pool of cockroaches.)
(The camera zooms in on the two, who stare into each other’s eyes for a hot moment, enchanted at the sight of each other, despite the sight of cockroaches crawling into their orifices. Cue the romantic music.)
(Until...)
Elijah: I think I found a key!
Blair: Great! I found mine, like, 10 seconds ago.
Elijah: Why didn't you tell me?
Blair: Because you had to go and make me flustered!
Elijah: (arms extended) You idiot. Come here...
(They continue to snivel as they peel bugs off each other, promising each other to never agree to anything like this again.)
(Amidst their blubbering, Darcy silently appears right behind them, making them jump.)
Darcy: Are you two done? You've wasted 2 minutes!
(Blair and Elijah finally unlock their chokers, which clatter to the concrete floor.)
Blair: Yeah, but you can't try our keys.
Darcy: Why would I…? (face drops) Wait.
(Blair puts his hand over his mouth.)
Darcy: Don't you dare [CENSORED] swallow.
Elijah: (concerned) Blair…
Rose: Spit it out, Blair! Heel! Roll over!
Frasier: Blair, you're not thinking straight!
Melony: None of us think straight!
(Blair swallows both his and Elijah’s keys. Everyone sighs, irritated. Also that's kinda disgusting since it touched all those cockroaches. Ew.)
Rose: Well, this isn't the first time he's swallowed someone’s keys.
Elijah: How did they taste?
Blair: (spitting out an antenna) I dunno, cockroach-y…metallic…
Darcy: (face-palming) You are what’s wrong with our world.
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